- At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
- Insist that your e mail address be “Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.”
- In the memo field of all your checks, write, “for sexual favors”
- Reply to everything someone says with, “That’s what you think.”
- Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
- Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
- Don’t use any punctuation
- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Ask people what sex they are.
- Specify that your drive through order is “to go.”
- Sing along at the opera.
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
- Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
- AnD tHe FiNal wAy tO aNnOy PeOple:
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